As more and more of my friends have gotten into the wonderful world of blogging I've decided that I have a lot of knowledgeble insight to offer. No I'm not talking about my amazing looks or my insanely huge biceps, I have a lot to offer becuase of my slightly different views and background. It has come to my attention that I may be the silky dude amongst our friends. To my defense, I wouldn't consider myself sculpted of 100% pure silk, but I may or may not have some silky tenancies which may be enough to prevent me from escaping the dooming stigma.
You may find yourself asking, "what exactly is a silk," I shall explain. Let us start our divestiture by describing a few key ingredients of a silk. 1.) He shall have a prestine pair of white K Swiss shoes which I coincendently do not have. Don't let yourself be fooled, if you have now moved on to all white skate shoes, your are a silk in transition, rest assured the market will catch up! 2.) Silks always have a pair of lighter than normal, wide legged jeans, ironically enough I got rid of mine two weeks ago! 3.) Pocka shells! There has never been a more sure fire way to spot a silk, this is a dead give away. Sorry bro, if you rock them, your are silky. Fortunalty i have never had a pocka based necklace or wrist chain. 4.) You most undoubtedly will have spiky hair with some sweet LA Looks jell and some awesome forsted tips, you will probably be sportin studs or hoop ear rings as well. I don't ever frost my tips and I hate to call anybody out on the carpet but... Trent seems to do this quite frequently. 5.) Please go and check your closet, if you have anything that could be deemed as slightly over seized or way to small, with a Tommy H or Polo logo on it, sorry dude your ass be silky! (PS, silks have also been known to hang out at such great locations as Hollister, Abercrombie and American Eagle.) On a perosnal note, I went 80's dancing at area 51 a couple of weeks ago, took off my sweater and wam, I had an American Eagle tee shirt on, ouch! 6 & 7.) These two really do me in. Silks almost always, and i mean always rock a crotch rocket and congregate near and around the nearest weight room. Unfortunalty, I just can't seem muster the courage to stop going, I just love carrying around my guns way to much! However, I recently have been trying to make the transition to road biking...
So why do I think I might be the silky friend? Have you ever notcied that in every group there always seems to be the annoying that no one ever calls? And if your are thinking to yourself that your group doesn't have anybody like that, your that person. That is kind of how this silky notion is for me. I can't think of anybody else in our group that fits the description described above, so... I must be sikly right? To recap, I ride a bullet back, I hit the gym to sculpt my guns, I don't own a pair of K swiss but often my friends question my shoe choices and I (gulp) often find myself attracted to frothy women.
I am silky????
You may find yourself asking, "what exactly is a silk," I shall explain. Let us start our divestiture by describing a few key ingredients of a silk. 1.) He shall have a prestine pair of white K Swiss shoes which I coincendently do not have. Don't let yourself be fooled, if you have now moved on to all white skate shoes, your are a silk in transition, rest assured the market will catch up! 2.) Silks always have a pair of lighter than normal, wide legged jeans, ironically enough I got rid of mine two weeks ago! 3.) Pocka shells! There has never been a more sure fire way to spot a silk, this is a dead give away. Sorry bro, if you rock them, your are silky. Fortunalty i have never had a pocka based necklace or wrist chain. 4.) You most undoubtedly will have spiky hair with some sweet LA Looks jell and some awesome forsted tips, you will probably be sportin studs or hoop ear rings as well. I don't ever frost my tips and I hate to call anybody out on the carpet but... Trent seems to do this quite frequently. 5.) Please go and check your closet, if you have anything that could be deemed as slightly over seized or way to small, with a Tommy H or Polo logo on it, sorry dude your ass be silky! (PS, silks have also been known to hang out at such great locations as Hollister, Abercrombie and American Eagle.) On a perosnal note, I went 80's dancing at area 51 a couple of weeks ago, took off my sweater and wam, I had an American Eagle tee shirt on, ouch! 6 & 7.) These two really do me in. Silks almost always, and i mean always rock a crotch rocket and congregate near and around the nearest weight room. Unfortunalty, I just can't seem muster the courage to stop going, I just love carrying around my guns way to much! However, I recently have been trying to make the transition to road biking...
So why do I think I might be the silky friend? Have you ever notcied that in every group there always seems to be the annoying that no one ever calls? And if your are thinking to yourself that your group doesn't have anybody like that, your that person. That is kind of how this silky notion is for me. I can't think of anybody else in our group that fits the description described above, so... I must be sikly right? To recap, I ride a bullet back, I hit the gym to sculpt my guns, I don't own a pair of K swiss but often my friends question my shoe choices and I (gulp) often find myself attracted to frothy women.
I am silky????
2 comments:
I found your blog among some of the friends...its is so random by the way, that you are friends with all the people I went to school with...anyway..."silky" is a great term to use for the puka shell wearing, greasy, spiky haired guys we have here in AZ. I actually have a post dedicated to them on my blog. Hope all is well. - Laura (random girl at the singles table at our cousin's wedding)
Hate to say it baby boy but you're the silk of the group! gosh I just love you but sometimes you just have to take that title...
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